2ad:
I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no
2ad:
I’m that mutual that is literally always online and every time you check ya dash you’re like damn does that girl not have a life and the answer is no
Girl: “Hey, can you please pass me the salt?”
Dude: “Here you go” *passes her the salt*
Girl, now catastrophically blushing, in her inner thoughts: “No one has ever been this kind to me… W-what are these feelings…?”
character A to character B: because I’m your friend
me, a lonely and bitter goblin:
I was playing around with my camera and I took this and i can’t stop laughing
I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
Just a lil’ doodle of @sleeping-and-dreaming-is-living‘s sona.
I’ll be right back
I just need tissues
Your version of my ghostsona is equivalent to a renaissance painting

For @bittersweetdeath, the one I sent an Anonymous message to that asked them to be my Valentine~.
I really love your OC ha ha, I think I will draw them a lot more!
If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.
when u swear by all the salt in u